The Miseducation of Bilal Aslam

On a whim, I ran a 4-mile race today. It was the first time Redmond had organized a “Poultry Predictor”. You predicted your time at the start of the race, and the person who guessed best would win an 18 lb turkey (“and salmonella!”, a wag added). Of course, no timing devices were allowed. The [...]